Maria Mables-Rump

"Cheese Burger"

Senior Cashier

Maria Mables - DOB - 03/23/82, Married 12/17/98 (age 16, Donnie 21) Deceased 01/05/03

Maria Mables discovered she was pregnant at sixteen by Donnie “Gooner Gooch” Rump. Lucky for Donnie sixteen is the age of consent in Ourkinzall. Maria had dropped out of school at 14 after failing the eighth grade twice. She was working at a fast food restaurant, Skippie's Burgers, when she met Donnie. He was twenty-one, thick blond hair and a 1996 Red Mustang convertible with a crazy stereo system. And his father was rich! Ronnie Rump owned the second largest cotton farm in Ourkinzall.

Donnie had demanded they wait to get married until the baby was born and a paternity test confirmed he was the father. Even when the test results came back a match, it took three nights in jail plus a shotgun to finally get Donnie to agree to marry Maria.

One child - Donnie Rump Jr. DOB 12/12/98

Hector Eagleman

"Yes Sir"

Cotton Farmer

Hector Eagleman - DOB 11/14/52 - Married Janet on 04/25/1980 - Deceased 06/23/06

Hector's cotton farm was over twenty-five thousand acres, abutting Donnie Rump's farm on the south side. Hector was a Viet Nam veteran, a three time boxing champion and hated Donnie's father Ronnie.  Ronnie had tried to buy him out on several occasions, all low-ball offers, while also hitting on his wife. 

Hector stood firm on manners, insisting his children do the same. "Yes Sir" and "Yes Madam" were heard from his children as often as the used Mom and Dad. Hector did the same to just about everyone he encountered, stating being in the Army taught him to respect both his country and others. 

Janet Eagleman

"Sunshine"

Cotton Farmer

Janet Eagleman - DOB 04/09/58 - Married 04/25/1980 - Deceased 06/23/06

The sky had been overcast all morning when Janet uttered her first little hello. Keeping with the family tradition, her mother Linda (nee Johnson) and father Joseph had their second baby at home. When she had been cleaned and fed and finally placed in her crib, Linda had drawn back the curtain in the nursery. As she was  opening the window for some fresh air, the setting sun broke thru the clouds, basking the room in a warm, bright, amber glow.

Janet knew the first time she saw Hector he would be her husband. After graduating college she had taken her first solo trip, a week in Santa Monica California. After four years in college, her only priorities were swimming in the Pacific Ocean and watching the sunset. The first night a couple of locals had grabbed her purse off the bench Janet had sat down at to answer a phone call from her mother. Using skateboards to escape, they laughed and screamed as they sped down the boardwalk towards Venice Beach when they ran into Hector.

Actually Hector's fists. 

Avon Eagleman

"Bestie"

Farmer / Drag Queen

Avon Eagleman - DOB 08/03/83 - Deceased - 06/23/07

As far back as Avon could remember, he knew he was gay. When he made his announcement at his tenth birthday party, his parents were more than supportive; Janet had known Avon was gay when he was five or six. He excelled in sports, lettering in both football and baseball, but was also president of both the school's Sewing Club and the Drama Club. After graduating college with a degree in agriculture and finance, Avon had taken over running the day-to-day operations of the farm from his father, now in his early fifties. 

Avon was also the lead in the local drag show, a natural tenor with a vocal range of just over three octaves.  He began singing in the church choir at seven and began acting at eight, taking the lead role in a school production of "The Wizard of Oz.", playing Dorothy. While Ourkinzall may be a bit "Hillbilly" they have no prejudices as to gender. That is their elegy...

When Avon's parents died in a suspicious home fire, he became the sole trustee of Eagleman Ranch with over twenty-five thousand acres of cotton. It was rumored that Donnie Rump's car was seen in the area. 

On June 23rd 2007 Avon was found dead of a fentanyl overdose. Avon was NOT a drug user. Upon his death Tanya Eagleman-Rump became the sole trustee.

Tanya Eagleman

"Rainbow"

Artist / Nurses Aide

Tanya Eagleman-Rump  - DOB 05/14/86 - Married 09/12/03 (age 17 Donnie 26) - Deceased 07/13/07 (age 21)

In a recurring theme with Ronnie, Tanya discovered she was pregnant at sixteen. Maria Mables had babysat for Tanya, had been her assistant manager at Skippie's Burgers, and had been her Maid of Honor at her wedding. Donnie had used the funeral to hit on her, soliciting sympathy by openly crying, going so far as  to use his eulogy to blame himself. He had stuck to his story that Maria had insisted on driving after Ronnie had almost run a stop sign. He must have fallen asleep as the next thing he knew he was being pulled out of the car by a paramedic. 

One evening in early April of 2003 Tanya ran into Donnie at a Spring Festival. Donnie had been playing some of the carnival games and had won a big stuffed bear which he immediately offered to her. As they walked back to his car, Donnie pulled out a joint and took a couple of puffs before offering it to Tanya. She had smoked a couple of times, but this joint was laced with cocaine. She took two hits when the rush hit her and she began floating, euphoria flowing into each of her limbs.

The next morning she woke up next to Donnie in a sleeping bag at the lake. Three months later she found out she was pregnant.

One child - Earwick Rump DOB 01/06/04

Fell on a pitchfork. Suspicious, ruled an accident.

Sara Zanders

"Madame Hawk Tuah"

Governor of Ourkinzall

Sara Zanders - DOB 08/13/1978

Sara Zanders grew up in the upper-class part of Landov, Oz. Her parents Mark and Lisa Zanders were energy consultants, meaning they frequently traveled all over the US as well as South America and Europe, leaving Sara in the care of a string of nannies, each quitting due to Sara's outrageously promiscuous behavior. 

When Sara turned sixteen she declared her independence by firing her current nanny so publicly that no one wanted to replace her. Sara was finally free of adult supervision and as long as she kept her grade up, her parents kept paying the bills and added a nice deposit every month, "guilt money" to her bank account. They were simply giving her what they had been paying the nanny.  

Early one afternoon in April of 94 Sara began her career as a prostitute. As usual she had been swimming naked in the family pool when the doorbell rang. She had answered the door dripping wet wrapped only in a thin pink robe. One of her father's clients, aptly named John, needed to drop off some paperwork.  Who seduced who is debatable but afterwards John felt awkward and offered Sara money, a bribe to keep their affair a secret, especially from her father. 

Thus a business was begun. By the time she was twenty she had over thirty high-end girls working for her.