Update!!! Update!!! Update!!!

The Supreme Court of Ourkinzall has ruled that

Donnie T. Rump can run for the

Governor of Ourkinzall!

In a heated 4/3 ruling from the Ourkinzall Supreme Court, Donnie T. Rump is allowed to run for Governor from his prison cell, even though he is on death row with his execution set for November 13th, 2024.

He will make his first campaign appearance August 30th at 3:00 PM on Twitch!

If he is elected, what will happen?

Introduction

Donnie J. Rump sat on his cot staring at the solid steel door, his mind raging at the legal system that was trying to send him to death row.  It was obvious his enemies had weaponized the justice system, denying his claim that each and every killing was in defense of his right to "stand his ground" against those that attacked him. He had confessed to killing nine of his enemies over the last fifteen years, giving clear details as to why each and every time it was justifiable homicide.

The Warden had moved him into solitary confinement after stabbing three inmates with a knife he took from the kitchen, just for his own protection of course. The deep state had called him a psychopath, said he was consumed with topping the list of murder convictions. Yesterday's guilty verdict had only put his confirmed kills at twelve, the inmates now officially on his list. Of course they were all scum, real terrorists, the worst of the worst. They all deserved to die. God told him they were evil. One had even cheated on his taxes.  

Now all Donnie needed was to kill three more people and he would be the biggest mass murderer since ever in Ourkinzall, just three. There was no way he could kill anyone thru the small opening for food trays. His weekly shower required a hose, handcuffs tied to a chain around his waist that was then attached to the cuffs on his ankles. Six guards, three with batons and three with tasers kept watch. Court appearances were done via Zoom as he had requested a bench trial, just a judge, no jury, and was simply telling his side as to how his killing the convicts was justified, actually ordered by God.  

He even tried writing several times to that bitch Governor Sara Zanders, his old whore, asking her to pardon him, or at least let him back into the general population. He told her she owed him everything. He had taken her from a common street whore to a respected house madam making more money than you can believe. Money she had used to help finance her election, the help he had given her after her she became governor, all the times he had paid to have sex with her in the Governor's mansion, everything.

All his letters came back unopened.

In each letter Donnie had asked the governor to pardon him, saying the courts had been weaponized against him because of Liberal judges not agreeing he was just "Standing his Ground.

An idea began to form in Donnie's twisted and demented brain. If he could run for the governor, well then the Warden would have to let him at least back in general population, maybe even hold a rally or two. Once he was the governor, well then he would just pardon himself.

He would have to put in a request to see his lawyer.